this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed
i’ve been ready for christmas ever since december 26th
i love fall out boy so much im gonna punch someone
ANDERSON IN A SHERLOCK FANCLUB (maybe…secretly).
and apparently a Supernatural fan…
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
not our division